Inside the mind of CoCo
Bright Colors, Theater, the occasional Cat, and Broccoli.
Ja’mie King College Scarf
The stripes are extracts from Ja’mie’s iconic telephone rant in Summer Heights High.
One side:
Everyone’s being a bitch to me. I should never have come here. They don’t even have grass on their oval, it’s all just dirt. I hate this school. I do not want to be here. I want to go back to Hillford. I’ll trash my room and you will be cleaning it up, ok? I will have no hesitation in smashing your dolls’ cupboard with a hammer, mum, I’m serious. Is that what you want?
Other side:
I am seriously going to hyperventilate and die, and it will be your fault! I am not getting the train home! In a couple of years’ time I’m going to be out of your life. I’m not even going to invite you to my wedding. Do you love me? If you love me you will do as I say. I just want to go back to Hillford. That is where I belong. I’m not supposed to be here. I’m a private school girl.
Yes, I censored it. It took me a while to decide, but I figured it should actually be functional as a scarf. That I could wear to work.
Keep reading for more photos and pattern information:
OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FLEW INTO CHRIS EVANS DOWN BY THE RIVER!
GET OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
RIGHT INTO HIS ROCK HARD, PERFECT CHEST! I THINK I BROKE MY NECK!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THAT’S SO HOT! DON’T EVER WASH YOUR FACE!
jam of the day…
no, I don’t sing along, but heck yes do i love most of the the song
Compared to Jupiter’s moon Europa, our planet is practically a desert, as this NASA image shows. It’s a computer visualization showing Europa and a dried-out Earth, with the volume of all their water represented by blue spheres.
(Details at APOD: 2012 May 24 - All the Water on Europa)
so cool
